Description
Therapy Session or MLS listing description they both work! Therapist: What brings you in today? Ginger Snap: I've been abandoned. No parking. Just a ditch where love should be. My porch is barely hanging on. People take one look and run. I'm tired. Therapist: Anything working in your favor? Ginger Snap: My tin roof maybe doesn't leak. I've got four walls, half an acre of land, and so much potential buried under years of neglect and questionable flooring. Therapist: What kind of buyer are you looking for? Ginger Snap: Someone with boots. Someone who sees beyond the chaos. Someone who says, "Yeah, I can fix it," and means it. Therapist: Final thoughts? Ginger Snap: I'm not move-in ready. I'm "start-from-scratch-and-cry-a-little" ready. But I'm still here. And I'm trying. Sold as-is. Hope required. Structural stability pending in our dreams.
-
2BEDS
-
0.5ACRES
-
1BATHS
-
01/2 BATHS
School Information
Offered by EXP Realty LLC: 888-584-9431. Copyright 2025 Canopy MLS. All rights reserved.Description
Therapy Session or MLS listing description they both work! Therapist: What brings you in today? Ginger Snap: I've been abandoned. No parking. Just a ditch where love should be. My porch is barely hanging on. People take one look and run. I'm tired. Therapist: Anything working in your favor? Ginger Snap: My tin roof maybe doesn't leak. I've got four walls, half an acre of land, and so much potential buried under years of neglect and questionable flooring. Therapist: What kind of buyer are you looking for? Ginger Snap: Someone with boots. Someone who sees beyond the chaos. Someone who says, "Yeah, I can fix it," and means it. Therapist: Final thoughts? Ginger Snap: I'm not move-in ready. I'm "start-from-scratch-and-cry-a-little" ready. But I'm still here. And I'm trying. Sold as-is. Hope required. Structural stability pending in our dreams.
Based on information submitted to the MLS GRID as of 2025-11-14T14:34:21.183 UTC. All data is obtained from various sources and may not have been verified by broker or MLS GRID. Supplied Open House Information is subject to change without notice. All information should be independently reviewed and verified for accuracy. Properties may or may not be listed by the office/agent presenting the information.The data relating to real estate on this Web site derive in part from the Canopy MLS IDX program. Brokers make an effort to deliver accurate information, but buyers should independently verify any information on which they will rely in a transaction. All properties are subject to prior sale, change or withdrawal. Neither LePage Johnson Realty Group, LLC | eXp Realty nor any listing broker shall be responsible for any typographical errors, misinformation, or misprints, and they shall be held totally harmless from any damages arising from reliance upon this data. This data is provided exclusively for consumers' personal, non-commercial use and may not be used for any purpose other than to identify prospective properties they may be interested in purchasing. © 2025 Canopy MLS.
“Listings courtesy of Canopy MLS as distributed by MLS GRID
Some IDX listings have been excluded from this website.
Digital Millennium Copyright Act